i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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