Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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