Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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