i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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