Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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