There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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