Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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