READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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