at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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