Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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