There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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