looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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