so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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