I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Randomize
