It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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