You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis