Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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