It's like God shit irony all over that family
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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