Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
it's like iHOP with fire
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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