Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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