question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
