Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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