Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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