were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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