is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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