Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing