Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
The ass gains better be worth it
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