Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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