I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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