I accidentally had phone sex last night
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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