its not stalking. its research.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
