THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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