They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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