She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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