it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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