If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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