Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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