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You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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