So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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