Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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