How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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