Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Everything about him screamed your future.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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