Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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