it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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