theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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