im drinking this country out of the recession.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We were destined to go to rehab together
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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