Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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