I'm gonna have a badass scar
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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