i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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