Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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