If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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