is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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